Not so secret: I am in awe of Maddow’s intelligence and ability to simplify complicated arguments.
A Bit of a secret: I’m am occasionally intimidated by Maddow’s intelligence and ability to simplify complicated argument.
I am afflicted with love for her.
Conservatives,
You lose because you use the word socialism in every other sentence and don’t realize that the word has come to symbolize your ignorance. You lose because you think making an insurance company cover birth control is the same thing as a government handout. You lose because you let Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, and Glenn Beck be your mouthpieces. You lose because you can’t tell the difference between a working Latino and an Illegal. You lose because you let your political leaders trivialize rape. You lose because you think that someone else’s marriage has something to do with your own. And you’ll lose again because you think that doubling down on your rhetoric and turning up the volume on selfishness is more important than listening to the needs of people you refuse to make any attempt to identify with.
Two Questions Fox News and their ilk really should be asking themselves, but can’t emotionally afford to.
1) Is our 24/7 vitriol toward the President of the United States and our constant campaign of misinformation such a turn off to the American people that it contributed to this devastating Republican loss?
2) Does this mean that the philosophy behind our neocon opinion driven broadcast is completely fucking irrelevant?
Dear Mitt Romney, the Republican Party, and your legion of willfully ignorant Tea Okie Douche Wand Cunts…. YOU LOSE!
- What the fuck does my asshole state want me to bring with me to prove I’m not a zombie voter or some shit? Calm your tits and just choose your asshole state from this fucking list, then click on “Commit and Plan to Vote.” They’ll tell you what shit to bring on your quest.
- Who the fuck do I contact if dickshits try to fuck with my voting? Call one of these toll-free hotlines, these badass motherfuckers know their shit and are wise in the ways of giving election day dickshits the fucking smackdown:
1-866-MYVOTE1 (866-698-6831)
1-866-OUR-VOTE (866-687-8683)
1-888-VE-Y-VOTA (en Español)
- Can I get in on that early/absentee voting shit? Fuckin’ how? (Second to fucking last on the menu.)
- Sandy just fucked my shit right up, how the dick am I supposed to vote? (Mainly NYC info)
- When the fuck do I have to get my ass in line by?
- The League of Women Voters are rifuckulously on top of shit, and they’ve got your back as a motherfucking voter, lady or not. Have more questions, such as whether or not you get time off to vote? Then step on over to their nuts-blastingly awesome and user-friendly search tool that lets you look shit up by state and topic.
This list is fucking incomplete—so if you have anything important, how about adding that shit? People out there could fucking use it.Most importantly, get your ass to the polls and vote, or so help me god I will haunt you in your nightmares.
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Ok. You can tell that you’re a Political Junkie when you start watching Senate Debates from other States. However, this is one of the most important Senate races in the 2012 November Election, and Elizabeth Warren would make an extraordinary Senator. Hopefully voters in Massachusetts can see through the haze of bullshit coming from the GOP.
